1.
"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled.
"You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient.
"I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't !" said the dentist. "That was the echo".
2.
Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth." Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
3.
What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.
4.
How dentists do it...?
Dentists do it in your mouth.
Dentists do it orally.
Dentists do it with drills and on chairs.
Dentists do it with filling.
Dentists do it and then tell you to spit.
5.
Dentist:There goes the only woman I ever loved.
Assistant:Why don't you marry her?
Dentist:I can't afford to. She's my best patient.
6.
Someone should invent “Tooth Paper”…which would work just like “Toilet Paper.” Then people will understand that it’s important to wipe off what goes in just as much as what comes out!....
7.
Dentists can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and they say, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."
8.
Doctors son: Well, dad, now that I am setting up my own practice, give me
some guidelines of success.
Doctor father: Always, write your prescriptions
illegibly and your bills legibly
9.
Dentist (to the patient): For God's sake, stop making those noises and
waving your arms. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Patient : Yes, I know. But u're standing on my foot.
10.
Explore your mind instead of making it narrow as Apical foramen...
Do not let yourself be as sensitive as Pulp
Always be supportive to others as PDL
Desensitize your sorrows to cope with Attachment loss
Love someone as GIC
Last but not the least ..be as strong as Enamel to accept that dentistry is not easy and difficult to manage....
the above points make your Roots strong and Fetch you Crown of a good dentist !!
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